hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

bluestockingbookworm:

books-and-cookies:

readaroundtherosie:

marylovesbooks:

so many books to read

but so many more books to buy

but so many more more books to discover

This right here is what goes through my head daily.

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
  • lordhazz:

    Remember when Zayn and Louis escaped from security and ran around in Australia and got lost so they just image

    sprout:

    it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

    snorlaxatives:

    i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

    leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    spankstyles:

    if one direction did a kissing booth for charity we could end world hunger

    (Source: craicen)

    imgoddamnpluckyremember:

    methbusters:

    who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

    image

    weareonedirection3:

    ASHTON IS THE ONE PLAYING THAT FUCKING AMAZING GUITAR SOLO IN INDEPENDENCE DAY.
    PROOF